drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair
marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.
you don’t even have to pay me i’ll kiss scarlett for free
yooooo! thats the girl who brought the milk! Look!
I’m caught between effing insane and a freaki’n awesome history lesson.
there it is
trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone
or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops
two kinds of people.
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys
why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead
Why hate people when you can hate humidity
Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?
i fuckin hate mosquitoes
that’s the spirit