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"If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit."
"If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit."

natnovna:

drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair 

le-petite-merde:

selflubricatinganus:

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

you don’t even have to pay me i’ll kiss scarlett for free

scottmcrogers:

yooooo! thats the girl who brought the milk! Look!

scottmcrogers:

yooooo! thats the girl who brought the milk! Look!

"My uncle is a cop and he is really nice."
— A white person with a white uncle that is nice to them (a white person)
elzableu:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I’m caught between effing insane and a freaki’n awesome history lesson.

elzableu:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I’m caught between effing insane and a freaki’n awesome history lesson.

prettyboyshyflizzy:

iverbz:

gang0fwolves:

" why don’t they use water cannons? "

bitch…

my nigga looked at her like “this white bitch finna make me catch a case on national television”

IM FUCKINGGGG SCREAMINGGGG NIGGA LOOKED AT HER WITH EVIL INTENTENTIONS THEN REMEMBERER HE NEEDED THIS JOB

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police escalate the violence. Unrest in Ferguson, Part 2

[part 1]

kropotkindersurprise:

Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

softboycollective:

fullghettoalchemist:

shit

there it is

softboycollective:

fullghettoalchemist:

shit

there it is

my-innocence-is-lost:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

two kinds of people.

my-innocence-is-lost:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

two kinds of people.

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

that’s the spirit